If you have been around nerds long enough, H. P. Lovecraft's non-Euclidian Elder God has been brought up in conversation at some point. You know about Cthulhu and have probably seen a horribly punny "O Rl'yeh?" cracked at some point. I have seen this Eldritch horror, and...
IT'S SO FLUFFY I COULD DIE!!!!
Behold, the adorable Squishable Cthulhu. I JUST WANNA PICK HIM UP AND SNUGGLE THAT LIL BUGGER.
As you can see, he still causes people to fail SAN checks (as evidenced by my droolery), but the Squishable site promises he won't devour your soul, so it's probably all good.